Hello my Name is Twoflower.
I’m a native of the Agatean Empire, on the Counterweight Continent, where I work as an inn-sewer-ants clerk, and I’m the first tourist ever on the Discworld. I wrote the bestseller “What I Did on My Holidays”.
I visited the city of Ankh-Morpork, where I meets the inept wizard Rincewind and hired him as a guide. I was followed by the Luggage, a homicidally vicious travel chest which moves on hundreds of little legs, carrying my belongings.